WATCH DANCE MOMS SEASON 2 EPISODE 17 MADDIE HAS A SECRET

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do judge all 8th graders by my emotionally scarred cafetorium dance memories. She and Christi are tied for who has the best Proud Mom Face. Yes, I was disappointed. Middle of the pack was set aside for Nia and Mackenzie , who let out a big excited gasp right through one of the gaps that will soon be filled with a big girl tooth. I hear that the faster you rip them off, the less it is supposed to hurt. Nia just needs to keep being Fierce.

Not really sure why it bothers me so much, but it does. The pastel dresses were just an odd combination of Sound of Music meets Nutcracker meets Easter Parade meets that Cult where everyone had the same hair and all married one dude. It was an homage to Dorothy, even though Abby pronounced it more like hommmidge, which I believe is either imported cheese or that new kind of yogurt that keeps you regular. Maddie standing tall and proud, silver spoon …complete with newly added fancy bow… held high over her head after clubbing all the other girls into unconsciousness. And how about all my TV Land flashbacks this week? When Payton took a face plant on a jump to the floor in rehearsals and basically broke her finger, Leslie told her to Suck It Up.

The group number was going to be a Silver Spoon theme. Christi was scribbling like crazy in her program the entire time like the people who are always at the greyhound park keeping track on their racing forms. Secrett rolled her eyes and made some of the best faces that she has made in two seasons.

Looks like Abby has finally… finally …given up on her dreams of an Aunt Jemima Broadway Revival and Nia can now dance without an afro pick in her hair. The group number had a few goobers. I could hardly wait to see that poorly lit, out of focus Power Point watch dance moms season 2 episode 17 maddie has a secret logo again.

I live in a big mos and sit in a hot, crowded subway car everyday. And Maddie Has A Secret? Lawyers and snipers probably show up every time Leslie blows into town. Word on the dance street was that Payton had taken the Bully title to heart and was shoving kids to the ground and generally getting all gangstah thug on any little dancer who was unlucky enough to find themselves alone with her in the parking lot.

Mome a blood oath of secrecy, that is. The gang was headed back to yet another Energy Dance Competition, this time in Michigan.

She is too cute. I really wish Abby had called it something else because…well…just because. But you know the rules, by now.

If you freeze frame it and really study it, the scene pretty much sums up everything that Abby lives for…. For those of you who missed it… Starpower Talent Competition is big. Everyone just let that one stew for a bit longer while Abby handed out assignments. Finally it was time for the competition.

Can we just move on, please? This time she was packing heat. Yes, I was disappointed.

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Kelly definitely needs to work on xance timing if she ever expects to walk away from a fight with more than a black eye. And why should clothing manufacturers be the only people to break child labor laws and work a kid to the bone, right?

The pastel dresses were just an odd combination of Sound of Music meets Nutcracker meets Easter Parade meets that Cult where everyone had the same hair and all married one dude. Which I would totally watch every week, by the way. Unless something that should be on the inside of your body is suddenly showing on the outside, there is never a good reason to skip rehearsal.

I know it watch dance moms season 2 episode 17 maddie has a secret innocent enough and Abby just wanted to dress Mack up like a character from H.

Abby pegged her as The Huntress for the number. Ok…I made up some of that. After sneaking Melissa and Maddie into an early morning rehearsal, which by my own calculations kinda seemed to cut into what should have been homeroom attendance time, they were all set to work both Starpower auditoriums. A few quick calculations and some basic math skills later, Abby realized that she could enter Maddie in both locations and have a chance at scoring TWO solo trophies.

The duet was great.

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Now back to the studio. After Maddie almost sfcret out her thoracic vertebrae trying to fling that thing around, Abby decided to take it home for private ice cream nights and replaced the prop with a smaller piece of flatware. Word on the Mom Street was that Abby had put Maddie through rehearsals with a skipping CD and even gave the judges a bootleg scratcher as a guarantee wach she would score highly.

Next thing you danc, who comes ducking in under the door frame? They only scored Second Place, which as we all know by now, is the First Loser. Moma, June 27th, As a result, it was up to Payton to Suck It Up and fling imaginary arrows at the girls until they collapsed one by one like roadkill onto the stage. It was an homage to Dorothy, even though Abby pronounced it more like hommmidge, which I believe is either imported cheese or that new kind of yogurt that keeps you regular.

Melissa bolted downstairs and burst into the duet rehearsal to confront Abby about the allegations of cheating. Not really sure why it bothers me so much, but it does.

Watch dance moms season 2 episode 17 maddie has a secret just needs to keep being Fierce. Is there a problem?

The poor girls could barely hoist it up over their heads. It was the question that nearly brought down the ALDC. Since Brooke was already clinging to the bottom of the wall collage and had nothing to lose, she bailed and went home to peisode about boys and get ready for her 8th grade Farewell Dance.